Here are some jokes I found about vegetables, some are good, and some are just plain corny!! ; )
Q: What kind of vegetable likes to look at animals?
A: A zoo-chini!
Q: What is a zucchini’s favorite game?
Q: What’s the coolest vegetable?
A: A rad-ish!
Q: Why do cabbages win at races?
A: Because they know how to get a-head!
Q: What is a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: An egg-plant!
Q: What did the salad greens say to the hungry kid?
A: We’ll make your mouth and your tummy happy, if you lettuce
Q:Why would you never repeat a secret in a garden?
A:The potatoes have eyes, the corn have ears, and the beanstalk!!
If you would like to be able to groan more, just let me know ; )