This excuse for a silly song is first sung on The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown. When the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness need repairs (via Pa Grape using his wooden mallet on it!), he asks Larry and Mr. Lunt to come up with a silly song– after all, it’s what they do right?
So what do they use? A Chinese take-out menu! Ok, so it is silly– as they go around taking turns saying things like “kung-pow chicken” etc. Just don’t expect to learn anything about Larry’s lack of hair or his high silk hat!
It ends with them breaking a fortune cookie that reads “Beware of Grape with Wooden Mallet” and Pa Grape saying that it was cute, but it wouldn’t make the countdown– har har!