So the other day, after paying a visit to the local StuffMart, I was innocently driving home in my van when I witnessed a drive-by fruiting. Yes, right there in front of me.
I pulled over to the side of the road to see what would happen next and the police showed up. Usually I only see them sitting around, ready to call for Larry-boy, but today they seemed to think they could handle this one.
What really impressed me was their tactical gear! Whew! Who would have thought our guys had such great computerized gear.
What was even more impressive is that they knew how to use it without hands, but I digress.
It took them just a few minutes to pull up to the scene, get some information, and they were off—I assume to use their gear to catch the culprit.
I feel safer knowing that even if Larry-boy’s not around, our finest has the equipment that they need.